The Smackademy Awards

i concede to tomas-----i have yet to see him smack anyone and i will when dealer calls

wait, we're the same dude

ALSO

best board bitch
best pile-on
most thread deletions
most edits

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Dr Bob:


If not, maybe we need a Cecil B. de Troll Lifetime Achievement Award for someone who helped develop the Feature Length Production as we know it now....

...nudge, nudge...</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Uh, if you still have it, you might want to post your 2001: A Smack Oddysey again here to refresh people's memories.

I never make ANY lists!

OK, Smackie include these as well:

Most improved poster:

Poster most likely to suck:

Poster you wouldn't want to turn your back on:

Board humanitarian:

Gone but not forgotten selection:

Forgotten but not gone selection:

Favorite "I've got yo back" poster:

Top "hottie" poster:

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 19, 2002 06:19 PM: Message edited by: Bobby42 ]</font>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Invictus:

Uh, if you still have it, you might want to post your 2001: A Smack Oddysey again here to refresh people's memories.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shit, I forgot about that one, that was with TVO. I don't have it, although I might have Apocasmack Now! somewhere on disk, that was the first one of mine anyway....

Actually, shit, I hope I can find it.

In the spirit of Francis Ford's rerelease, it might be appropriate to release Apocasmack Now Redux....


http://www.hostboard.com/forums/

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Invictus:
Thanks Cuda.

Smackie, how about an award for lifetime achievement? Some possible nominees are TVO, Caddie (posthumously), Luther.

Most epic meltdown:

Ahh, Im properly attired now. Can I be a presenter Smackie. Watch me pull a "Liz Taylor at the Golden Globes."
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Nice suit! What white boy did you steal it off of?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:

"Best Girlfriend Of A Poster?"

peehole in a landslide.</font></font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Okay, that one puts Biggie in the Funniest Poster final balloting against Python. Case closed.

Smackie.......drama??? LOL!!!!

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ February 19, 2002 07:22 PM: Message edited by: Van [down by the river] ]</font>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Van [down by the river]:
"Best Girlfriend?"



Okay, that one puts Biggie in the final balloting against Python. Case closed.

Smackie.......drama??? LOL!!!!</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

How could you not be included in this category, what with all your involvement in As The Message Board Turns, or if you will, The Run and the Smackless. I can't spit without the loogy landing on some thread full of drama and intrigue in which you've deposited your two cents. Whether it be in defense of IB, or railing against Miss C, or trying to teach TN some manners, you're usually involved, and at the center of the storm. So yes, that's why you get a nomination. So stop lol already...it ruins the dramatic effect.

Biggie won funniest poster a while back. Pencil him in and let's vote on the other categories.